bendy anus

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.

Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

by turdburglar2 October 5, 2013

Anus Eclipse

a kiss

hey babe give me a anus eclipse

by i love kisses March 30, 2020

anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.

You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!

by Clockworkz December 15, 2008

Anus Rocket

Something screwed, fucked or messed up.

Eww, you're so anus rocket right now.

by chinggg chongg September 29, 2014

Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.

"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"

by Marsl March 18, 2020

Disco Anus

Disco anus is when someone has severe diarrhea

"Dude, I think I have disco anus, from that food we ate earlier."

by Disco Anus April 30, 2014

anus piece

the skin between your asshole and your balls. see gooch

my anus piece itches so bad

by Lance Snyder December 6, 2006