Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

alter tweego

alter tweego- an alter ego account on twitter.

example: simon said' young jeezy is my alter ego on twitter.'
catherine replied' dont you mean... alter tweego.

by Cathleen M October 11, 2013

alteros

Another name for one of the most used breath mints... Altoids...

1: dude ur breath smells like a donkeys ass
2: yeah I could use an alteros right now.

by Zalum January 20, 2014

alternian

A language used by trolls on homestuck it is read from bottom to top and right to left it resembles daedric but upside down and reverse hence the alternate

Karkat was speaking to sollux in alternian

by HometuckObsessed March 4, 2015

alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.

My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.

by Aireas April 2, 2016

alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017

alternatrix

A complete God at overwatch who never backs down from a fight unless there is mountain dew and doritos involved.

That dude is such an Alternatrix, he's killing the other team...

by miniturfsoil November 22, 2017