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alcohol insomnia 

The phenomenon of sleeping less after a night of drinking. May or may not involve crashing because of alcohol. A person wakes up earlier and is unable to fall back asleep because of an interrupted REM phase, and results in a gradual tiredness.
A: Yo, I have a serious hangover, dude
B: I don't, but I got alcohol insomnia. Woke up at 6:00 this morning and now I'm dead tired
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alcohol alarm clock 

When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.

The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.

Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?

You: Dude, I don't even remember.

Alcohol Liquor Booze 

the three words needed to summon a hole to hell, do not say unless you wish to meet the devil and have a nice tea party
dude 1: bro watch this

dude 2: ok bro go ahead

dude 1: Alcohol Liquor booze

dude 2: NO WAIT DUDE

dude 1: *gone*

alcohol bipolar

This refers to a person who is intoxicated. This person at first is happy and loves everyone then in the blink of a eye changes into a angry person. They start picking fights with everyone even the person they just told they loved.
No one wants to be around john because he's in one of his alcohol bipolar moods again.
alcohol bipolar by jimmybomm April 23, 2020

Fetal alcohol syndrome 

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a condition in a child that results from alcohol exposure during the mother's pregnancy.
Greta looks like she has Fetal alcohol syndrome.
Fetal alcohol syndrome by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023

Alcoholiday 

An work day devoted to absenteeism and the drinking of alcohol. Typically a Monday.
Yeah, I called in "sick" Monday and took an alcoholiday.
Alcoholiday by Canadian Tim October 28, 2006

Alcoholidays 

holidays which involve a large amount of drinking. Which is pretty much every holiday!

Alcohol+holidays = alcohol-i-days
The Alcoholidays are almost here !

4 days until alcoholidays!
Alcoholidays by boozebag December 13, 2009