"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 31, 2008
When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock
Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.
by sexyclock May 31, 2011
by Apfsds November 16, 2020
After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.
Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.
by It_could_happen_to_you April 09, 2012
When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.
It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.
by Steven11242 March 10, 2011
When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time
by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011
Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 02, 2006