Person 1: you know the song with the line "allegro agitate?"
Person 2: you mean meltdown?
Person 1: yeah, it's my favorite song
Person 2: are you okay?
Person 1: no.
Person 2: you mean meltdown?
Person 1: yeah, it's my favorite song
Person 2: are you okay?
Person 1: no.
by Gggoldfishssh September 7, 2024
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Get the unconsensual aging mug.a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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Get the Master of agility mug.Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.
My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.
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"I critiqued authoritarian tendencies in modern politics. Response: 'You're just describing yourself—it's about you.' That's De Te Agitur Fallacy—using my critique as a mirror instead of engaging it. Maybe I'm describing something real; maybe not. But claiming it's 'about me' avoids addressing whether it's about anything else. It's deflection dressed as insight."
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