Rogue agent

Rogue agent is the drippiest mf alive

Yo rogue agent yo Jordan’s are fake

by Cccgggggtyyuujhggy February 25, 2022

Agent Hr

An Agent that works for helping others, usually pro in technology shit.

Agent Hr's are really amazing,aren't they?

by Heirofjuice May 16, 2021

Agent Online

The typical parasite online, there going to show the attempt's of other's to just say it's there credit, and make thing's that contain proof that other's creation or asked to create another one that does not match the other creation's, or copy creation's but with different setting's.

What Agent Online does. Person 1 : Hey could you show me a creation you did?
Agent : post's someone else's creation with no credit of the real creator
Person 1 : Cool! Can you make one for me?

Agent : Sureeeee! Okay what should I make?
Person 1 : (A same type of creation but different display)
Agent : (Never does it)
They forever gonna give you up

by Random Online person e July 23, 2021

Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.

We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".

by Rolf_G August 26, 2008

Directory user agent

DUA is instead of DIA

DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.

We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!

instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.

Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!

Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!

How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!

Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!

All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA

The world is at PEACE 🌎

by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021

Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.

All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.

by coopergraham November 6, 2023

Chaos Agent

A person who simply is not part of the program, one who acts only for their own pleasure in a way that causes harm or disorder.

Actions of Chaos Agents vary widely, scaling from petty personal relations to being a malignancy towards their society.

01 : "Brian is a total fucking nob, pulls a fast one on us the second the police show up despite causing the whole thing. Bit of a chaos agent..."
02 : "Just wait for 5 years until you see him on the news planting car bombs and publicly hanging people, then you can call him a chaos agent."

by n0tAsp00k December 29, 2024