Sympathy agent

Like the FBI, but for niceness

He's such a sympathy agent!

by evevev July 7, 2021

u/-Agent-47-

pretty epic guy, good bot
one of the nicest people ever

u/-Agent-47- is on r/teenagersbutpog

by arccer August 8, 2021

Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.

That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Ramp agent

Weight and commodities accountant for a high speed aluminum tubing company

That guy is a ramp agent down there loading bags.

by LDrat January 29, 2022

secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you

Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me

by Anterograde February 6, 2022

Rogue agent

Rogue agent is the drippiest mf alive

Yo rogue agent yo Jordan’s are fake

by Cccgggggtyyuujhggy February 25, 2022

IRS agent

They steal the green

I hope that that IRS agent shoves a gun up his ass for stealing my green

by Commit tax evasion May 29, 2022