Absolute Gibberish

Text That Has No Meaning Behind It
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Absolute Gibberish
by fwefff September 11, 2022
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absolute imbecile

the types of people who don't like Numberblocks
by theamazingtritri October 28, 2021
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absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023
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Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.
Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman
by dreams of Jupiter May 06, 2020
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Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton
1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!
by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021
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Absolute unit

Someone who would make a great asset to a team because they are an awesome part by themselves. Like a space marine who has legendary qualities on their own but also work in a squad of other space marines. Also think about the movie Predator, that alien was from a planet of other predators that hunt together in the comics and was up against Arnie who was part of a commando squad out in the jungle but they went one to one which just goes to show what absolute units they are.
That guys an absolute unit, I want him on my team
by Jackiechanny October 02, 2023
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