Tyson

A guy who doesn't know how to talk to Girls, the type of Guy to ask "where the hoes at" on text and also turn dead silent when they arrive. Tyson is also a dumbass, who always ends up in trouble.

Teacher: *Explains absolutely everything then proceeds to tell the students to do it*
Tyson: So what are we doing again?

by Bigboii808 September 20, 2021

Tyson G

Stupid idiot who has a Lego haircut and cannot play basketball or lift over 75 pounds.

"Tyson G lifted more than the BV baddie"

by No Mercy Mercer January 30, 2025

Mike Tyson

The act of tongue punching your partners fart box then biting on their clit until orgasm.

"Bro last night I Mike Tysoned Brit last night so hard that her clit bled!"

by Lord Memeitch October 12, 2020

tyson lewis

A cool guy with a massive penis.

Hey that penis is huge it’s about 1/4 of Tyson Lewis’s

by NotTyson September 11, 2020

Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her

“ Yea that bitch was crazy so I had to hit her with a Dirty Tyson.”

by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024

Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025

Peep O Tyson

A combination of the names Pebo Bryson & Mike Tyson; Used to describe a person listening in on fighting neighbors.

Hey Peep O Tyson, fill me in. What'd I miss? Last thing I heard was the lady next door saying something about the dude fucking a bunch of dudes when he was drunk and it sounded like he was bout to start WW#4.

by da Millerz May 12, 2024