Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

emergency frog situation

Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’

That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!

by whiteate33 January 2, 2024

Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.

"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."

by xnofy May 6, 2010

the dequavious pork of the situation

The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"

(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"

by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025

Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016