jack wipe

the cross between a jackass, and an asswipe, hince the name, jack wipe.

you jack wipe, leave me alone!

by j varone December 12, 2004

comfort wipe

a phrase for which someone has reached the lowest level of intelligence, reserved for true retards who probably don't know how to wipe their own asses.

1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "

by KaiLilly September 2, 2009

courtesy wipe

one who needs to go the restroom and re-wipe their ass, because they did not get it all the first time around.

Greg is walking with his friends and spots a public washroom. He says to them wait here, I need to go for a courtesy wipe.

by king tim January 3, 2007

mr wipes

Mr Wipes is the weird shy guy that finds enjoyment in wiping old mens ass at the elderly center. But Mr Wipes isnt all bad, he has his moments

per1: Here comes Mr Wipes!
per2: Help Mr Wipes!

"Mr Wipes wipes"

by Krazez June 6, 2018

ass wipe

A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.

by friskychick September 9, 2016

Rage Wipe

When you're trying to wipe after taking a big poop but you just keep wiping poop and get so angry at the thought of you having to wipe so much that you wipe harder and faster; enough to make your butt hole bleed.

"Dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning and it felt so good but my arm is killing me now."

"Your arm? Why?"

" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."

by NotsosMom April 21, 2018

Nigerian Wipe

The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.

I had no toilet paper left, who the fuck would use their socks? I ussed the Nigerian Wipe.

by KeenanMcAuley November 20, 2016