a very SEXY thiCCCC basketball player..... BEWARE for he is asian and will woop you humpty dumpty dumb ass if you fuck with him, (proof for you ALBERTO)
lance
by lancelot0808 October 8, 2019
Get the Lancemug. Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere
by ItssYeBoiii October 19, 2018
Get the Lance Boyermug. A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.
Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?
Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*
Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*
by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019
Get the Lancemug. Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!
Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!
by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 2, 2020
Get the Lancemug. by government.doing.stuff December 7, 2020
Get the lance videosmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Lifemug. by LanceWorship January 10, 2021
Get the Lancemug.