you jack wipe, leave me alone!
by j varone December 12, 2004
a phrase for which someone has reached the lowest level of intelligence, reserved for true retards who probably don't know how to wipe their own asses.
1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
by KaiLilly September 02, 2009
one who needs to go the restroom and re-wipe their ass, because they did not get it all the first time around.
Greg is walking with his friends and spots a public washroom. He says to them wait here, I need to go for a courtesy wipe.
by king tim December 30, 2006
Using the left hand to clean oneself, also known as "free-wiping," is a traditional practice in some cultures, particularly in regions where water is the primary cleaning method. It is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and water afterward to maintain hygiene.
There are potential benefits to this practice, such as reducing paper waste and costs and putting less strain on sewage treatment plants.
There are potential benefits to this practice, such as reducing paper waste and costs and putting less strain on sewage treatment plants.
During the pandemic, my girlfriend and I ran out of toilet paper, so we had to resort to free-wiping. :(
by AkashicRecord April 19, 2023
Referring to video game culture, Wipe Mentality is the state of mind at which a player sees all gear and loot as expendable, due to the fact that all of it will be inevitability lost when the server wipe occurs; reseting and destroying all equipment, weapons, and stats the player has worked so hard for and ultimately putting it to waste.
In this state, the risk of losing items is not of any significance to a player who has a Wipe Mentality.
In this state, the risk of losing items is not of any significance to a player who has a Wipe Mentality.
P00pMan420: "Why are you using all your good gear?"
EpicHero4: "Bro wipe is in 5 hours, keep that Wipe Mentality rn. we gotta use it all before wipe."
P00pMan420: oh damn i thought it was next week!
EpicHero4: "Bro wipe is in 5 hours, keep that Wipe Mentality rn. we gotta use it all before wipe."
P00pMan420: oh damn i thought it was next week!
by pisspoop4930 February 07, 2021
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