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wiggly squid

When a woman's sucking a cock and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again
He had too much to drink last night so it was just a wiggly squid in my mouth
by Wrongsowrong July 14, 2017
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Squid-Top

When the top of your beanie is shaped like a squid's head.
person 1: Hey your beanie's got a squid-top.
person 2: Oh, really?
by Quinn Tackle October 14, 2020
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Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.
Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky
by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019
mugGet the Squid womanmug.

Jiggly Squid

When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.
I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.
by FrozenCorn June 15, 2010
mugGet the Jiggly Squidmug.

multi-squid

To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.
I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.

Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".

Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"
by Otter_Boy May 21, 2013
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Blind Squid

God I could really do with some blind squid!
by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019
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Group of squid

Me and the Squad are trying to find a group of ladies to ink. Group of squid
by Piratewinch January 27, 2018
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