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wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.
Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018
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Pound Zone

The act of F****** extremely hardcore in any spot imaginable while it isn't viewable to the world. The act of pleasing your partner in a sexual way.
Jonathan and his girlfriend, Clarissa went to the pound zone last night.
"This is definitely a good pound zone"- Clarissa
by Your F*** buddy July 7, 2019
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pound fucking

Fucking the absolute shit out of you girl. Just destroying that meat wallet with your pork hammer to no avail. A term used in the movie Kids.
We started out slow and then got to the hardcore pound fucking stage. She was loving every single thrust
by Was Bamm May 4, 2016
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Da Pound

Da Pound is a nickname for the city of El Dorado, Arkansas. Residents of this city are referred to as “Pound Baby’s.”
I’m from the 870, you know, Da Pound.
by Dapound870 May 26, 2021
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Petey Pounds

A fat kid, who usually is one of the popular kids.
The Ladies love him, and he's always drunk for some reason. He loves to show his belly and make fun of people. And on occasion he smacks a bitch. He worships fat comics and rappers like Chris Farley and Biggie...that sums it up.
Yo Petey Pounds Just Beat Down Another Girl

Did you hear Petey Pounds rapping?

Petey's Poundin em' Down
by Jesus` June 12, 2008
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Patrick Pound

When your tall friend or lover fucks you up the ass with his horse cock till it pops your lower intestine
After getting ghosted, Lee Patrick Pounded his sister.
by thej3wforyou May 28, 2022
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man pound

Hold out your hand. Gaze upon it. Then make a fist. Not for punching, cheering, nor jeering; rather, for pounding man.
Limply hold your clenched first towards a friend, passerby, or anyone within reach and proudly proclaim your desire to 'man pound'.
With the blessing of Odin your request will be fulfilled as the person (or animal) you've saddled with such a loft request follows in your stead and, gingerly or not, touches their fist to yours.

Man pound. It is done.
"Uh, hey... do you like wings... on Wednesdays? Yes? Man pound!"
*brandish your clenched hand and ashen knuckles*
by HUEHUEHUEHUE1 August 22, 2018
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