kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

kiwi land

a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.

you know that place run by the psychopath?

oh yeah you mean kiwi land?

by TheALoafOfBread January 26, 2022

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

kiwi couple

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.

"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info

by __somebody_ June 21, 2024

Kiwi

Kiwi as you may or may not know is a fruit but there is also another meaning made by the wonderful Harry styles. Harry described that when he thinks of the work kiwi he thinks of “ She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect And all the boys, they were saying they were into it Such a pretty face, on a pretty neck” Harry we don’t know what kiwi your eating but it sounds great

Kiwi is described as “ She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes
Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect
And all the boys, they were saying they were into it
Such a pretty face, on a pretty neck”

by Golqen_ November 17, 2020

Cosmic Kiwi

a very far away New Zealander

"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack

"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles

"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded

by pseudonymfindingdory January 5, 2022

Kiwi

Its a harry styles song on the HS1 album

and its flipping amazing I know it by heart

mom: what fruits do you want

me: kiwis, please

my mom: why and arent you allergic

me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 4, 2021