Flat Earth

The flat earth is a constructed religion. Constructed religions are amongst the least known "arts", but very abused by it's powers.
Like many religions constructed in the late 20th century The Flat Earth cult was a constructed religion that was constructed by a group of people interested in the idea.with the rise of the internet the idea spread quickly.
Like many cult and antiscience formed throughout the years, it relies and the small-minded belief that since one can't trust the government then they can trust any random source claiming to be against the government.
Ironically, the very source of the belief could be the government itself. According to a research paper published by the Zwich Derkwiz and Durch Zurich of the University of Dürwelt, The flat earth idea could have being perpetuated by CIA mind control reports, this included numerous references to declassified CIA documents and direct qoutes from member of the programs.Since then attempts had being made to interview members of the CIA program.
by Roybook August 25, 2017
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flat 36

a term used to describe a group of really amazing and funny girls that are loved by everyone who not are not whore and bitches.
"i totally wish i was like Amy and Lucy, who are totally flat 36's"
by Lesley Brown June 12, 2016
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flat major

a terrible nine circles level in the game geometry dash
flat major is so damn inconsistent it's so dumb
by ayas_wish October 9, 2021
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The "Salt Flats"

The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".
The "salt flats" ~ noun

After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.
by MiGKomPressoR January 10, 2011
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Flat peak

An individual who wears a flat peak\brim type baseball hat and exhibits characteristics associated with the type of person who wears this style of hat. Usually has a sleeve tattoo and Monster energy or Metal Mulisha stickers on their car. They are a sub-species of the type of human known in Australia and NZ as a "bogan" or in the U.K as a "chav". Can often be seen vaping and driving Subaru WRX's.
"A couple of flat peaks just abused me as I was walking along the road"
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Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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flat stackables

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb
by woody May 25, 2003
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