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fat ape

a very clueless person who is often idiotic. They love sugar and cake and are often fat. They are best friends with dumbos and sisters with a stupid idiot. They are destined to be a elf, astronaut, a ballerina and a mom. They are pretty awesome but not as awesome as dumbos. They try crossfit but fall a lot.
Person 1: Hey Fat Ape

Person 2: Hi Dumbo
Person 2: I hope you die
Person 2: It is likely afterall, I am a fat ape
by CoolioDumbo December 12, 2017
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Fat Sweats

The act of being fat and sweating profusely without any sort of exertion/and or just thinking about hard work, or food.
Junior started getting fat sweats while sitting on his fat ass, thinking about how to deep throat a corn dog.
by NickyLee October 20, 2011
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Fat Fuck

A triple-insult designed to really hit home. It is in fact three separate insults;

1. You're Fat
2. You're a Fuck
3. You're a Fat Fuck.
by Go ham October 3, 2012
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Fat dog it

A replacement of the phrase bear down, fat dog is gonna be used until it isn’t too soon to use “bear down
by Kdawg9001 August 23, 2021
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fat coochie

When a girls coochie is plump and moist. Good to fuck
Girl: my coochie is so fat he came so fast
Boy: she has a fat coochie
by Fat_coochie October 5, 2017
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fat-finger

To press another button accidentally, while pressing numbers or letters that you meant to, resulting in an incorrect extra number/letter. Such as when typing something, or dialing a phone number.
Someone fat-fingered the p instead of the o, that's how pwnage was made.
by Jessica H. September 20, 2006
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Fat Nap

After taking a short or long nap and waking up feeling refreshed and completely rested
by kissmethruthephon March 6, 2018
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