Agonising squeal of a trapped turd
by Jutstar August 8, 2014
Get the Fartmug. Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."
by HARASSS November 23, 2010
Get the fartmug. To let out methane gas from the anus. This can also be known as Fluffing, Flatulence, Breaking/Passing wind etc.
Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”
Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.
Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.
Person 2: “Sorry”
Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.
Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.
Person 2: “Sorry”
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
Get the Fartmug. 
There are many different types
The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
by Shazamalam November 21, 2013
Get the Fartmug. 
by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014
Get the Fartmug.