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drive it like you stole it

Refers to the way our country is run by the Bush administration, after the stolen 2000 election.
Here's the example of "drive it like you stole it:" Jeb Bush has the names of 50,000 Democrats removed from the voter registration list in Florida, the Supreme Court crowns George W. Bush, and the people of the USA are stripped of their rights.
by Slipgrid October 24, 2006
mugGet the drive it like you stole itmug.
Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.
Jonathan: "Al Gore drank my apple juice."
Briana: "You actin like a real bitch right now"
by straight_evil August 7, 2006
mugGet the You actin like a real bitch right nowmug.

You smell like smell and your name is nell

if some one insults you with these words then you should just kermit sewerslide and watch my story animated

if your name is nell well then TO BAD
idk You smell like smell and your name is nell cause you suck
mugGet the You smell like smell and your name is nellmug.

you speak like a person who smells bad

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.
Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.
by pinjer October 5, 2018
mugGet the you speak like a person who smells badmug.

I don't like you in that way

What a girl says to a guy "friend" when he tries to express feelings for her that go beyond friendship. When a girl has a guy "friend", this almost always means that he is interested in her, which is why he hangs out with her, but she almost always sees him strictly as a friend.
<Girl> You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

*translation*

<Girl> You're a great guy, and you have all the qualities in a guy I'm looking for, but I'm not going to be your girlfriend. I will, however, use you as a basis for comparison for all other guys who hit on me, but I'm going to be with someone who is far less nice, and who is probably an abusive alcoholic. Then, if he doesn't work out, I'll move on to another guy, but still not you. In fact, I will never be with you, but I will call you from time to time to complain about the guy that I am with.
by VonZippa June 21, 2005
mugGet the I don't like you in that waymug.
The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
by THVVW October 6, 2011
mugGet the Pissing like you hate porcelainmug.

how to get a guy to like you

Yea, if you're on here, sorry, but I can't come over to give you a full makeover. This dumbass typing is the best it'll get. Anyway, it depends. Which girl are you?:

"I talk to him (well, I try) but he answers quietly with almost no words..."
If you're THIS girl, chances are, he already likes someone else. BUT NOT ALL HOPE IS LOST. There's no ring on that stubby finger!! If he is showing signs of not wanting to talk to you, definitely don't start a convo. You mustttttt wear your hottest fit and DO NOT talk or look at him, even if he's looking at you.

"We're besties but he likes this rlly pretty girl and idk how to tell him that I like him..."
If you're this girl-sorry boo. Find someone else. :/. lmaooo jkjk. Sorta... So if he actually likes you, definately flirt a little. Like ask him if he likes your fit and talk to him about things that might turn him on... Like talk about how your mini skirt is riding up or fix your bra or whatever lmao. Just make sure you do that before you tell him.

"I dont even think he knows my name"

If your THIS GIRL. Bitchhhh I feeeeel. I understand the daily pain! There's this guy who is friggin hotter than an egg on a sidewalk in 110 degree weather. He's sooo ohmggg....Anyways. We're here to talk about you not me pffft. (His name is Keagan and he plays b-ball and he has curly brown hair with tan skin and he keeps deleting his dumbass pics on insta so I can't even see his fuckin post of those rock hard abs anymoreeee).
(bestie) "omg is that Keagan?!?!"

(Nora (me)) "back off bitch uhm heard of the girl code??? He's mine"
(bestie) "I might have to jump of the girl code train and hop on the Keagan train."
-how to get a guy to like you-
by MissCupidofficial November 12, 2021
mugGet the how to get a guy to like youmug.

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