your mom

Someone who suffers explicid abuse. Abuser is usually claimed to be black.
White person 1: You're an idiot.

Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!

Black person 2: Your mom said that while she was in bed with me!

Black person 3: Your mom's an idiot in bed!

Black person 4: I SCREWED YOUR MOM

Random Mexican: JAJAJAJA I R CHTSPCK N00B JAJAJA!

Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!

White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!
by JIMBOOOOO February 05, 2008
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your mom

1. The universal response to any statement whatsoever.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.
1. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom!

2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!
by Lady Pain March 04, 2005
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Your mom

Comment: "Hey John, your ex girlfriend Sally is telling everyone at school that you couldn't 'get it up' last night!"

Response: "Dude whatever, your mom."
by MxPx_Fan November 05, 2005
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your mom

A comeback and/or insult
"Let's get off my mom, cause I just got off yours"
by your mom March 11, 2003
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your mom

insult or random phrase that can be thrown into a conversation at any time. popularized by little known, but now famous at Wakefield, Adam Faigan.
Kate: Hey Adam, pass me that stapler, will you?

Adam: Your Mom's a stapler! *snickers*
~no one laughs as he looks around~
You All Hate me. you're all mean to me *pretends to cry*

Kate: Shut up Adam
by kate May 16, 2004
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Your Mom

A cult within the confines of Key West that brings death and destruction to little bunnies and preps. A gothic group, we rule supreme. Now, Kwy West High School...next the world!!!
YM: For we are all in your mom.
by Voodoo February 25, 2005
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That's your mom

Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up
Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"
by ursquishy April 09, 2011
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