Moldovan Worm

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip

Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

bottle worm

Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.

Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.

by Steve the Mormon January 11, 2008

farmer worm

When you take your pointer finger and try to insert it into someone's butthole (clothing optional).

Her anus hurt after she got farmer wormed at a concert.

by Asmodyus January 12, 2014

’burb worm

A person who loves living in the suburbs, or who’s never left their hometown

“Ever since I moved to the city, I dread visiting my parents in the suburbs”

“My buddy Gary still lives at home with his parents”

“Man, what a ’burb worm”

by Lil Ticklers June 11, 2021

couch worm

A couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there Xbox all day and does not socialize.

Jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.

by Yuki putt January 30, 2016

Sperm worm

The wiggly worm that made you

My sperm worm has been inserted

by Clover’snotmynameyeye May 28, 2019

yawning the worm

Blowjob.

Marcie: Where did you and Jim go when you left the club last night?
Lisa: Oh, you know. He had me so hot I couldn't stop yawning the worm in his car.

by MortimerSnerd August 19, 2010