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stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.
"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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wookie

(n)1. A man who has an uncalled for amount of pubic hair with which he has never shaved, nor trimmed.

(v)1. To give a blow job to a man of great proportion when said man has a vast amount of pubic hair.
Kait: OMG, I went out with Jesus last night. He is SUCH a wookie.

While out with her friends last night, Kait explains the amazing wookie she gave to her boyfriend, Jesus, while they were in the shower.
by unsub2 October 9, 2008
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Wookie

A Crazy Feeling that means like you are hallucinating.
Woah im feeling wookie
by GGsBrody March 2, 2021
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Pookie wookie dookie

A pookie bookie dookie is when a girl finds out you're dating the same person and then invites you to be her girlfriend and you slurp each other's pussy for a hour before breaking up and go back to you're lives
Oh yeah, she was my pookie wookie dookie but we just didn't work out
by Draculaura123 January 20, 2024
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Cafuzo wookie

all politician's from california with hairy face who speak with forked Tongue..
Tongue twisted Cafuzo wookie talkin trash on tv. Said they would cut taxes, lock down border, fix potholes, rebuild schools.. wookie
Big chief dirty face with his never wash tribe says " white man always speak with forked Tongue "
by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006
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Pookie Wookie

Thats what u call a friend who does nice things for you (eg. head). He´s one of your favorite people and when you see him ,u get an insane amount of dopamine in your hormone system.
friend: hey did u see xx today?
me: you mean pookie wookie?
friend: yeah he is supposed to be here at 8
me: ok
by banani_sigmaskibidi April 15, 2024
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Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.
by Oscape September 21, 2021
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