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Wizard

boner, morning wood, or when u get a hard on from when you need to pee really bad. (another word for a hard on and its not MAGICAL WIZARD just wizard)
I have a wizard right now, and he wants to cast a spell on your face!
by The Real Pumpkin King April 22, 2012
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wizard

1, Someone who is increadably smart
2, A person who uses magic for good purpose
1, Dude, you are a total wizard, it's like you know everything!
2, Bilbo, do you think i am some amature wizard!!?
by Mastikator November 4, 2004
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Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard
"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"
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the wizard of floyd

Also referred to as The Dark Side Of OZ, when watching The Wizard Of OZ, listen to Pink Floyd's album Dark Side Of The Moon.
Start track 1 from the album right as the lion roar's the second time, at the beginning.
Doing this has an odd synchronization, however Pink Floyd has came out and said that it is merely a coincidence.
A lot of people who listen and watch also trip shrooms, making for a truly intense experience :)
'Yo man, did you like The Wizard Of Floyd?' 'Yeah man, I was trippin balls'
by adam skywalka November 24, 2013
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Ginger wizard

A ginger wizard is a ginger fucking neek that is good at maths and computers but usually smell like watsits and a very odd wanker.
Yeah mate remember that ginger wizard that went to our school”

“Yeah I remember that twat”
by Jacob heason March 31, 2021
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Wanking wizard

Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner
You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.
by Blumchuck January 12, 2015
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Wizard Lumps

Edible products containing THC, like pot brownies or cookies. Derives from the archaic use of wizard as an adjective by the Royal Air Force, meaning "superb", and lumps due to their shapes.
I barely get high anymore from eating (wizard) lumps all week.

Are these wizard lumps gluten-free or what?
by Cloobus February 4, 2014
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