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Angry Wilson

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out, get a handful of blood and put the hand print on her face….and yell Wilson!!!
Dude my girl was on her rags last night and I did an Angry Wilson….
by Coojax December 2, 2022
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Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022
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Bob Wilson

A Malevolent God from another world hell bent on the complete and total destruction of all life in the universe.
His methods include the spread of mass chaos.
He usually takes the form of Lord Linlithgow.
Argyle: Did you hear what happened in Tunisia?
Calum: Yeah it was probably Bob Wilson.
by DeeLinden September 6, 2021
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Wilson Goolsby

Tyler Stansells son
he is currently 15
and is a very skilled hacker
BEWARE if you see this person in real life

never encounter and walk away immediately
Wilson goolsby is very dangerous as fuck
by Joshua Woodsoon 69 meme lord February 13, 2018
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Charlie Wilson

Bitch

He is a little bitch and he talks about people’s dead Nans
by Deny in Spanish January 6, 2020
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Wilson cult

If you've searched this . You have been chosen to join our cult. The cult is about a creature, a dog. This dog goes by the name of Wilson. Wilson is a dog that has been dead for a while. In our cult we act like him, and will turn into him. The youngest cult member will be sacrificed so we can bring Wilson back. We will then burn everyone in the cult when Wilson is back, it will be our cleansing ritual. Once we’re done being burned alive, we shall bathe in our special holy water. Our holy water is made from Wilson’s insides and his piss. You’re now in our cult.
Jay Jay: Wilson is our lord and savior (and sleep paralysis demon)

Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
by Your step brother May 31, 2020
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Richard Wilson

a random pig with square glasses thinking he's big whilst flinging out punishments left right and centre to gain respect.if you know someone called Richard Wilson then u might as well commit suicide coz this man a nonce!
Richard Wilson is a nonce

him:"I'm not like this...im not a bad lad!"
other people:"yeah yeah your right...……. but your a nonce!"
by X.KH4N7 February 5, 2020
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