Wounded Lama

Extremely slow gawky runner.

As in he has the grace and speed of a WOUNDED LAMA.

by Dink Spacey August 25, 2010

Wounded Soldier

when you are getting handjob, head, banging a girl, then right when your about to bust you pull out, push her face first to the ground, and blow your load on the back of her knee!! Then you SCREAM "WOUNDED SOLDIER"

I got hammered, and my buddy and I wounded soldiered that wonderful young ladyBritt.

by BRAW HOUSE August 2, 2008

poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet

Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound

by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011

Wounded Gazelle

1 ~A Bitter-ass woman that uses her self-induced bad experiences to fuel her rage and takes it out on the world....especially as it pertains to men.

2~ Female in a group of females that is the easiest one to pick up. Sell her a few dreams and she's like putty in your hands. Inexperienced, vulnerable and gullible to your bullshit.

1~ "She runs around here behaving like a Wounded Gazelle. She needs to calm the fuck down."

2~ "Bretherin, I've spotted me a Wounded Gazelle."

by Zub-Zee July 15, 2022

Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

by Curious Curls April 22, 2024

wounded tuna

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess

Him: I want fuck you so bad! Her: I can't, I have the wounded tuna right now

by jsurf October 28, 2019

Wounded soldier

When you are getting a handjob, blowjob, or have sex and right when you are about to blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier…

Jessica worked her magic and then I turned her into a wounded soldier.

by ammi902 August 5, 2022