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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Workstitution

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.
Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.
by will bitten December 24, 2016
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Wolstenbeast

Chris Wolstenholme, plays Bass for the band Muse, will make you pregnant with his bass. Also has 5 children, with another on the way. Overall, legendary man.
'Hey, did you see the Wolstenbeast on stage last night?'
'Obviously! He is a legend'
by amusemeh October 14, 2011
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worktron

worktron: a early-to-mid career corporate employee engaged in mindless, repetitive tasks, for low salary and few benefits. Generally treated as expendable by upper management, known to live in fear of layoffs and termination. Not known for high job satisfaction.

An employee who is considered a cog or piece of an overall corporate machine; replaceable, irrelevant.
Being the obedient worktrons, we gathered in the main conference room to celebrate the CEO's birthday.
by Country Cityzen August 17, 2010
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Still... Could be worse

John- "I crashed my car yesterday cause I was drunk, I'm going to jail."
Jim- "Well that sucks. But Still... could be worse."
by titomortal May 29, 2015
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Warste Barsket

A large recepticle that can contain a persons Honor Dollors (in a metaphorical sense) and is located inside said person. When overfilled with Honor Dollors, it's location will become apparent, allowing the person to find it and repeat whatever wisdom is imparted upon the person in the process. It also refers to a large physical object that can sometimes be used to hold trash. Those that are foolish enough to leave theirs lying around for anyone to find it may end up having it stolen. If this happens, the person cannot have Honor in any capacity again until their Warste Barsket is found. The foolish use them to block entrances to parking lots.
Uh, I went to Arright Parking and saw the Warste Barsket! Grand Dragon come to me, He say to stear it, so I did. I gain Honor!
by Mr. Honor February 12, 2009
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Worse for wear

I would not buy that car, because it looks a bit worse for wear.

I would have tapped that, but she looked a little worse for wear.
by Digilla June 1, 2012
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