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stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.
"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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red-headed wookie

A non shaving Red Headed Woman
That girl is a red-headed Wookie
by Dustoff1162 September 30, 2017
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Wookie man

A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him
My boyfriend Chris Washby is such a wookie man, I love his long beautiful hair
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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wookie

(n)1. A man who has an uncalled for amount of pubic hair with which he has never shaved, nor trimmed.

(v)1. To give a blow job to a man of great proportion when said man has a vast amount of pubic hair.
Kait: OMG, I went out with Jesus last night. He is SUCH a wookie.

While out with her friends last night, Kait explains the amazing wookie she gave to her boyfriend, Jesus, while they were in the shower.
by unsub2 October 9, 2008
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Wookie Dookie

A large piece of shit, compiled after a long crap approximating thirteen to fourteen hours. Hugely painful for the first five hours.
Holy moly dude, last night I dropped a magnanimous wookie dookie…”
by Lord of HELP ME HELP ME HELP November 14, 2023
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Wookie Plug

A bundle of hair that collects in the shower drain.
I keep having to pick up my roommate's wookie plug every time I shower.
by Thnak January 11, 2024
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Boogie Wookie

A special "out of this world" (meaning dat it's very fine and classy, but it's a pun on "a distant planet in outer space", get it??) type of music dat Chewbacca's clan loves to dance to.
Maybe if da super-hairy simian-being Chewie and his equally-Cousin-Itt-like buddies had danced da Boogie Wookie in a crazy-rhythmic "giant ballroom" type exercise while they were assisting Luke Skywalker and his fellow Rebellion soldiers, , da Empire's henchmen would have gotten so confused and bedazzled by the whiling mass of furry behemoths dat they would have become too distracted and disoriented to fight effectively, and then they could have been more-easily defeated by The Resistance fighters.
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
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