leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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Winking in Russian

When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed
by Jonny_0blivion January 25, 2019
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Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!
by brownsource November 07, 2016
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Winking Owel

When you buy a cheap box of wine and get your significant other prepared for something they're not readily up to.
I gave my woman the winking owel. Before you know it we were doing the Kentucky Klondike Bar! And that's how I had to do the waffel stomp.
by The Deodouble Jizzeh August 21, 2021
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winking pirate

a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction
Man, that winking pirate was rough.
by igmyog May 08, 2008
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titty wink

The act of flashing a singular titty at another person or persons
Friend 1- “Bro, she totally flashed me”
Friend 2- “With both tits??
Friend 1- “Nah, it was a titty wink”
by Ajdbeilwndhalsbd January 06, 2019
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