Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 07, 2012
A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.
by luluurubu November 07, 2008
by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020
by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019
Enlightened, highly assertive, career-oriented feminist female who has subjugated the man she married into a supplicating, testosterone-deficient hubby boy. She often keeps her last name after the wedding and puts pressure on her HubbyBoy to show submission by hyphenating or changing his. She is usually found steeped in academia or climbing the corporate ladder in her given career field. If military, she is always high ranking and when she deploys overseas, her faithful HubbyBoy dutifully masturbates at home while he tends to the “home fires.” Mother wives are very maternalistic toward their men and take the responsibility of lovingly guiding him toward feminine-centric truth extremely serious. Discipline through harsh language or withholding coitus is a routine part of the relationship but it is always done lovingly and with maximum compassion for his inferior faculties.
Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater
Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater
“Joey wanted to watch the football pre-game but his mother wife told him watching The View would make him more sophisticated so he did that instead. As a reward, she gave him some alone time to masturbate to her image.”
by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 18, 2022
You mean she's pretty AND she volunteers at a children's hospital? Wow, Raymond landed himself a real corndog wife.
by Shamzmam August 31, 2017
Errol's Wife is lit. She's easy on the eyes & what
I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine
My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!
I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine
My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!
Errol's Wife is so beautiful
by Janet21 February 07, 2023