Adjective
.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.
.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.
by Vagina Weasel January 12, 2012
A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.
There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.
There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.
Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."
by Earlobe Beaver July 11, 2011
Lil weasel is a dick
by dudemanjones11 June 02, 2020
by justsomeotherguy May 08, 2009
Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer
by Bert McDingle March 01, 2022
An ignorant lazy greasy person likely a male who likes to bitch and complain for the sake of making noise.
OR
One who repeatedly brings up past occasions to their benefit of justification.
OR
One who repeatedly brings up past occasions to their benefit of justification.
by Ruban May 28, 2004
by jaywant May 21, 2008