shine the weasel

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

by G1969 November 6, 2017

Lil Weasel

A mod on gtaforums who called me sad when I posted in the wrong part of the website.

Lil weasel is a dick

by dudemanjones11 June 2, 2020

Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.

Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.

by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012

Stink Weasel

An ignorant lazy greasy person likely a male who likes to bitch and complain for the sake of making noise.

OR

One who repeatedly brings up past occasions to their benefit of justification.

Brian you fucking STINK WEASEL

by Ruban May 28, 2004

Stench Weasel

A person who has facial features like a rat or a weasel and smells horrendously.

Me: Hey Stu, did you see that stench weasel?
Stu: Yeah, Craig is a stinky ugly bastard!

by jaywant July 27, 2008

fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.

Move your Yukon fuck weasel!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004