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wang sputum

Mother, this soup tastes worse than Daddy's wang sputum
by Thrice Goatly December 8, 2009
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wanged over

Similiar to 'screwed over' but using the word wang to freshen it up.
My password got stolen from eBay by a Nigerian scammer. I got wanged over.
by Traviss July 17, 2006
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Wang Lai

Wang Lai is a famous student studying at LSC and is also a playable charater is LSC: Real Life as well as a major character in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. He is known for his hyperness and hyperactive mouth, something that is a force to be reckoned with, along with the amount of saliva he has. Wang Lai is also diagnosed with ADHD and possibly, WangLao-21. There exists a theory that he was the first infected person of WangLao-21 or he was born with it. However, this was not proven.
Wang Lai also has a habit of hiding underneath tables during class as well as screaming and/or speaking loudly in class. Similar to the symptoms of WangLao-21, he constantly asks random and useless questions, like "How much does an apple cost at Walmart?".
Being a major character in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao, he is very strong and is also kinda broken. His most defining trait is that his speed is so fast that it is enough to dodge even Johnk Mank's projectiles. Some of his attacks include: Wang Yeet, Scream, Laiying, Taunting and ADHD On Crack.

Recently, he has merged with the famed teacher Wan Lo and created the powerful creature called Wang Lao. His wherabouts after the defeat of Wang Lao are still unknown.
Student 1: Did you see Wang Lai running off the roof just now?
Student 2: Yes! He's crazy!
Student 1: Don't be so mean.
by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021
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Wang-Fu

Kung-Fu but with your wang

Prodominatley practised by nerdy folk with too much time on their hands.
Nerdman: Watch out! I'm a master in wang-fu!
Jelly: O_o um ok...
by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006
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Booma-wang

A penis thats curved from masterbating too much
Tommy, i bet you have a Booma-wang from all that time you spend jacking off.
by dennis123123 November 3, 2006
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Wang Disease

a) a wang disease

b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count
Becky: OMG how did you lose so much weight!?!?
Me: Wang Disease
by @therealjonathan February 5, 2020
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Wang Doodler

When you have a girl hanging from a fan upside down, while giving you a blowjob. Formally known as the yangtze massacre
I was pipin this bitch and she pulled out a rope and gave me the best wang doodler EVER!
by Condon Nick February 28, 2009
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