Wakeup Sandman

When you nut in a girls eyes and then knock her out. When she wakes up it will be dry and she wont be able to open her eyes.

She was starting to bother me, so i gave her the Wakeup Sandman to give me enough time to get outta there

by b-Rad2008 October 16, 2008

Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

Drifting in someones wake

The act of dry humping a couple having sex.

Stu was totally drifting in someones wake last night.
I think it was Alan and Leanne.

by MrPinstripe June 28, 2009

American wake up call

When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.

Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.

by Jon Eric November 5, 2005

wake and shake

Similar to the "wake and bake," except that it involves jerking off instead of smoking pot.

I was dreaming about this hottie all night, so in the morning it was time for a little wake and shake.

by What U. Waant courtesy of Thin Dick August 12, 2003

tim wakefield

Knuckleball pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.

Tim Wakefield throws knuckleballs.

by M-Triq April 6, 2004

wake n shake

similar to "wake n bake" but does not involve weed/marijuana, but fucking/sex/intercourse rather. morning sex. getting it on/doing the deed right after you wake up in the morning. bootycall that happens between daybreak and noon..anything that happens after 12pm is an "afternoon delight". I guess from the ladies stand point it could be considered a "wake n fake";)

after karen and I woke up we ripped off our jammies and proceeded right into a nice "wake n shake" session before starting our day..

by Vince G. June 11, 2008