Vote

A part of Urban Dictionary that asks you if you which definition you want in Urban Dictionary; either the 5012th circlejerk “everyone with this name is so nice and has a big cock” definition made by a 13 year old girl, a definition that only the author’s friends and family will get, a definition that has personal info or a personal event in it, a definition that’s obvious hate speech, a biased definition that was sounds like it was made by a 7-year-old, a made up word or definition that has never been used at all anywhere, and finally, a rare definition that’s actually good and tells you the stuff you need to know.

The definitions you see on the Vote feature prove how much of a hellhole this site has become.

by nlolhere July 5, 2020

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

You get what you vote for

A phrase to say to people when they vote for politicians that everyone was warning would screw up everything when they start complaining that everything is getting screwed up.

Person 1: I can't afford anything in this economy! What am I supposed to do!

Person 2: You get what you vote for!

by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024

I vote con

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your disapproval in a longer sentence than 'No.' or 'GTFO.' Counterpart of 'To vote pro'.

"We shoud totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Hell no, I vote con."

by FDman May 18, 2010

Voting

A way to make a country look more democratic than it is, especially during a pandemic.

No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is.

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020

Vote

What you should do if you want this goddam website to evolve faster

VOTE I SAID

If you vote on Urban Dictionnary, you can help definitions to be included or suppressed for everyone's becoming smarter persons ;)

by TinNovaTheSuperSpaceŌkamitsune April 7, 2017