venerick

He is a pussy ass boy who sucks dick and gets no females what so ever

Venerick is a lil bitch ass boy

by Yay yea detway August 24, 2017

venetian sneak

Applies to any transportation network company ride sharing driver (Like Uber or Lyft) in the Las Vegas Area who picks up from McCarran Airport, and "sneaks by" the Venetian's Main Entrance to drop the passenger off at either The Palazzo, The Mirage, or Treasure Island. The purpose of this driving maneuver is to avoid heavy traffic on the 15 freeway, Las Vegas Blvd and Sands Blvd.

Driver: It's 6 o'clock Friday Night! I'm sure you guys understand that traffic is going to be bad right now on the freeway? And The Strip!! You're going to The Palazzo right? I'm going to do The Venetian Sneak!

Passenger: Yeah, we're staying at The Palazzo. OK Just get us there whichever way is faster!

by DecemberTwentynine September 14, 2017

Venezuelan Cheescake

When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.

Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake.
Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jackspedicey 2 September 17, 2017

Venezuelan Casket

ripping the cock off of a dead man after digging him up, then freezing it so later, while your mother is asleep, force feed it to her pussy

My mom woke up and disowned me when I gave her a Venezuelan Casket

by Soft Homoerectus October 30, 2017

Venezuelan Restroom

when your girlfriend eats a bunch of tacos, shits them out, you put them in her vagina and eat her out while sitting in a Denny’s bathroom at 3am

You: hey got any napkins?

Friend: yeah I have some why?

You: I’m doing the Venezuelan Restroom with my girlfriend later

Friend: dang have some fun and can I have some of your leftover Denny’s if that’s not a problem?

by makeamericagreatagain:) November 3, 2017

veneeza

The shexyist girl youll ever meet. Shes thicc af and has a great heart. She has a great smile and awesome personality. Veneeza is so shpicy and hotttttt

DAMN VENEEZA IS SO HOT. WHO TF IS SHE

by 123cat456 November 20, 2017

Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart

Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."

by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018