Red Velvet Butter cream

The opposite of Butter loaf. how nice a womans ass/vagina is.
all ass is considered Cake.
by laxx December 04, 2010
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avoid like the Velvet Fog

To evade something at all costs. See avoid like the plague.
Nuts, I avoid like the Velvet Fog, because I'm deathly allergic to them.
by Ouizardus July 05, 2006
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Red velvet cake day

A day where everyone can eat as much red velvet cake as they want!!
Kid 1: hey bro it’s red velvet cake day! You know what that means

Kid 2: let’s eat as much red velvet cake as we can!!!!!
by Lweasel37 November 01, 2020
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robert's red velvet cookies

When Robert (or any other female) makes cookies out of their period blood and their lover's semen
"When ever my girl makes 'robert's red velvet cookies, I run out of the house because of the smell of it."
by Bravestar December 04, 2015
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Something someone says when an idol does something wrong so they drag Jackson into the problem.
Wendy: Oh nah! What did you say girl? Mmnmn nu uh! *Imitates black female*
Wendy fan: But Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet! He did something problematic too! So of course I'll drag him into this!
by esc942 March 08, 2018
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SEX!

Doin the dirty...

fucking around

being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare

Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..

Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!
by HOoooooch February 16, 2009
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Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."
Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?
by B-rizzle July 06, 2019
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