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Velocidromephile

“word for a person who loves driving and speed” or “love for travel and driving
I am a Velocidromephile
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Velocient

📘 velocient
pronunciation: və-LOH-see-ent
adjective

1. Performing tasks with rapid speed while maintaining acceptable quality, often prioritizing momentum, efficiency, and high output over meticulous perfection.

2. Describing a person whose natural operating mode is fast, focused execution across many tasks in a short time.
perfection.

3. The Perfect balance between efficiency and quality.
• “She’s so velocient at work that her entire team relies on her to keep projects moving.”
• “A velocient workflow helps small businesses get more done in less time.”
• “He’s not perfect, but he’s incredibly velocient when deadlines get tight.”
• “Startups often look for velocient employees who can juggle multiple tasks efficiently.”

the word origin comes from its creator Jacob Narayan who created a word to describe himself
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veekon

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telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.
example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."
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Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed
Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.
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Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed
"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"
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Desert Velocity

Desert Velocity is a perfect team who will have ups and downs and at the end we will always stick together💗💗💗🥎🥎 They are undefeated and CHAMPIONS!💗
E1 Prospects - Omg did you see Desert Velocity beat Corona Angels

Xtereme- Really? WOW
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