refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.
"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
by Arthur J. Vandelay November 06, 2009
by whatsapseudonym58 January 11, 2019
a wanna-be hip-hop Chinese boy, usually residing in Beijing. An urban panda spends his evenings hanging out at bars and clubs that serve cheap drinks (often made with fake alcohol) trolling for drunk foreign girls and quietly hating other boys doing the same thing. Although he has a sweet, benign demeanor, if anything goes down, he will throw bottles at, pour beers on, and flick cigarette butts towards the fighting crowd from the safety of the DJ booth. Distinguishing features may include tattoos, earrings, knit hat, puffy jacket, and baggy jeans; he may also have unexplainable scars. The urban panda is excellent in bed: lots of endurance, creativity, flexibility, and willingness to please.
The club was full of urban pandas drinking shots.
Girl: Damn, that urban panda is sweating me.
Friend: Girl, he sweats everyone.
Girl: Damn, that urban panda is sweating me.
Friend: Girl, he sweats everyone.
by kaybee7 November 30, 2010
A website originally intended for posting slang, but has now become a magnet for various species of asshole. Racists, misogynists, misandrists, and other obnoxious people of questionable intelligence all infest this site, showing that sometimes even the coolest concept can degenerate beyond repair.
Urban Dictionary is proof that no matter how great your idea is, someone will attempt to sabotage it.
by Brandon Pilcher March 15, 2007
One who uses Urban Dictionary to rant about there ideals.
One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.
One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.
Don't look up any political figures on Urban Dictionary, or you'll just get definitions by Urban Dicks.
by Mcwilliams;) February 08, 2010
The Urban School is a small private school located on Page St. between Masonic and Ashbury. It is a very discussion oriented school that enforces strong academic standards. Urban offers an enjoyable experience, greater than that of it's rival, University High School, and for the most part, the students at Urban are happier and better prepared for the rest of their lives. University may say that they are the better school, but everyone knows that Urban is greater in all ways.
by Greater Than UHS February 02, 2010
another name for a thrift store. it refers to way back when someone would search for a needle in a haystack, only this time it's not a barn it's an old building with lots of old junk that is hip to search through.
Person 1: hecka dang! where did you get that boss jacket?
Person 2: I was bikesploring in the mission and found it in the urban haystack!
Person 2: I was bikesploring in the mission and found it in the urban haystack!
by hellathatguy October 01, 2007