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Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
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Tyson

The skinniest French fry in the whole entire hamburger shop. Basically he is annoying and tiny. Usually acts like he is five or younger
Me:hi Tyson

Tyson: (mockingly) “hi Tyson”

Me: don’t act like such a five year old

Tyson: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
by Idontsaymyrealnamelol January 20, 2019
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Tyson P

A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.
That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo
by wowzers holy July 12, 2022
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Erin & Tyson

Erin & Tyson
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
ERIN & TYSON ARE SO CREAMT TOGETHER
by Millie Baker August 8, 2021
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Tyson

Total dick who flirts with every girl he gets a half chub looking at.
Tyson is a horny mother fucker
by Cole Stoughton July 29, 2019
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Peep O Tyson

A combination of the names Pebo Bryson & Mike Tyson; Used to describe a person listening in on fighting neighbors.
Hey Peep O Tyson, fill me in. What'd I miss? Last thing I heard was the lady next door saying something about the dude fucking a bunch of dudes when he was drunk and it sounded like he was bout to start WW#4.
by da Millerz May 12, 2024
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Tyson Leach

Super overrated at all sports he plays and his PERM is absolutely garbage. Not to mention he will get dropped when he plays LD. He also isn’t even the best #4 in the MIDD PENN
Who’s that kid with the dumb perm? Ohhh that’s Tyson Leach
by Tyson’s trash October 20, 2019
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