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Twatting-Meff

a person who is a twat aswell as a meff, twatting kinda replaces fucking...
*enter name* you are a twatting-meff!
by tom-the-midget October 10, 2005
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People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012
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twatting

When a person goes down on a female and spends to much time, when it becomes more of a nuisance then a pleasure.
My boyfriend thought he was making me happy, when in reality I had to kick him out for twatting
by pfunk815 June 23, 2010
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Twatting

When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.
Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting
by Where's The Queef? September 15, 2012
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Watching Godspell

verb.

Watching Godspell means you are one of two things, or a combo of both.

1. A member of the cast of some production in a tiny town, WAY WAY WAY off Broadway.

2. An extreme Broadway Musical fan. aka-a friggin NERD!
Girl 1: Hey! What part did you get?
Girl 2: I got Gilmer!
Girl 1: Well I guess I know what we'll be doing for the next few weeks...
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Watching Godspell!
by Esilanna June 26, 2008
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twatting

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"
by captain perrins May 20, 2003
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watching the news

the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.
Mike: so what have you been up too today?

Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.

Mike: sick

Rufus: I love watching the news
by mickymickymouse March 9, 2011
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