Wet Turkey

When one intensely bastes their dick in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy blow job. Reinvents Thanksgiving dinner.

"Dude, last night at thanksgiving I convinced my cousin Sally to give me a wet turkey. Best Thanksgiving Ever. But my mom was wondering where all the gravy went."

by Iloveturkeydick69xolawl January 09, 2010

Herby Turkey

When one eats a girl out from behind with your nose barried in her asshole!

Chad and Jessica got off to a rocky start, but once he gave her the herby turkey, she was his!

by bohica68 November 03, 2008

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 05, 2005

turkey arms

When a fat person lifts their arm and the fat on the tricep of it jiggles back and forth like a turkey's neck.

(First heard of in the nutty professor)

This woman has a classic case of, "turkey arms"!

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!

by StuntinUp&Down February 15, 2006

Turkey Day

What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.

Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on Turkey Day!

Person #2 - Shut the fuck up dumbass.

by Meshuggah November 27, 2003

shit turkey

Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.

After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.

by Ole Red February 16, 2007

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003