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Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis
He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.
by ugnsriket September 13, 2016
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National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019
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Golden Trombone

Golden trombone is When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone... However the receipt is incontinent and urinating at the same time.

×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
by Juzman July 27, 2019
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sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.
As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.
by goon451 November 18, 2020
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Trombones

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.
by pl101 December 12, 2022
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tromboner

there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.

well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.
guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah
by hannahhriddelll June 11, 2018
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Trombone

The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.
"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"

"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"
by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022
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