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Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011
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Triple-dicked

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.
Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.
by mcake June 12, 2010
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Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.
Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
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Triple Cuntbagger

1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.

2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.
1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!

2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "
by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014
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Triple R

To do a triple R is to show one’s Rump to the Royal Racoon. In other words it is to pull a moony at the King’s/ Queen’s prized Racoon and may be considered very offensive in certain cultures.
Dave: Stop that Clement!
Clement: What?
Dave: Your doing a bloody triple R!
Clement: No, I was showing my rump to the king’s prized Otter. I would never dare do a triple R.
Dave: Thank god.
Slightly perverted otter: Indeed.
by Semmelweis December 18, 2018
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triple hero

Ryan isn’t just a hero, he’s a triple hero.
by Lucky charm bars February 6, 2023
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Triple Facts

When something is three times the facts, no cap.
Bro, that chick's got a fatass.

Yo, that's triple facts.
by sir leton March 3, 2022
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