spitfire torpedo

Using saliva as sexual lubrication right after eating spicy food.

In the heat of the moment, I forgot I'd just eaten a bunch of jalapeno peppers and when I put some spit on my cock for lube I accidentally gave her the spitfire torpedo. Good thing she's into pain.

by Kehvie Metaal May 18, 2016

spitfire torpedo

an alternate definition is when you are giving cunnalingus to your partner and right as she starts to orgasm you spit on the head of your penis and immediately thrust inside her and instantly blow your wad.

I was really tired last night but Louise was super horny so I gave her a Spitfire Torpedo. 10 minutes later she was asleep and I was watching SportsCenter.

by Alfred N May 18, 2016

tropical torpedo

Very tan adult person with an erection.

If it doesn't put the sun tan lotion on it's skin, it will get the tropical torpedo again.

by Terricuda August 3, 2017

Sneaky torpedo

A poo that enters the water without making a sound or noise.

"That shit was so big, it was a sneaky torpedo"
"No Poseidons kiss here, that was a sneaky torpedo"

by SpongeBob1983 March 12, 2018

murder torpedo

a shark

oh look a murder torpedo

by memer man 234 January 29, 2019

Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 1, 2020

Toledo Torpedo

The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.

1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.

by Rilesfincham April 18, 2021