The Lone Ranger and Tonto are walking in a meadow when Tonto gets off of his horse, leans down and puts his head to the ground. When he comes back up he says, "Whoa....many buffalo come." and the Lone Ranger asks, "How do you know?" Tonto replies, "Ear soaking wet."
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In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.
I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.
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These ghetto creepers are usually fucked-up somehow....bugs in their grills, nasty crooked-ass jail tattoos, or extremely flaccid and saggy titties etc, etc.
Given that they are so skank-ass, they cannot chase men who have any significant amount of money and be real gold diggers. Therefore, they relegate themselves to pursuing the less fortunate nigs whose only real gold typically resides in their mouth.
These ghetto creepers are usually fucked-up somehow....bugs in their grills, nasty crooked-ass jail tattoos, or extremely flaccid and saggy titties etc, etc.
Given that they are so skank-ass, they cannot chase men who have any significant amount of money and be real gold diggers. Therefore, they relegate themselves to pursuing the less fortunate nigs whose only real gold typically resides in their mouth.
Check this out, Tyrone has been rolling with that trifling ass Gold Tooth Digger Yolanda. He been taking her to Burger King every damned night for a week!
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Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.
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