Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018

Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.

That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 26, 2011

Shit ton

Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

by dbalb55 November 29, 2010

A Ton

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours

Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"

by elle kae September 11, 2020

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

tonative

That look you get from your girlfriend when you have missed y’all’s anniversary and you KNOW IT, but can’t get past the TONATIVE look she has been shooting you for the past 6 hours!

My girlfriend the other night would not stop staring at me with this TONATIVE look, like she was going to kill me, because I didn’t remember our 1st anniversary !

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 19, 2019