frosted tits

When you get really tan on the beach, then take off your bathing suit and your tits are white.

Micaelas frosted tits were hanging out of her bikini.

by Klur April 30, 2015

hydraulic tits

When a girl squeezes her arms close together to make her breasts look larger usually in a picture.

Did you see kaylas hydraulic tits on her snapchat story?

by -anomynous July 11, 2015

Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.

Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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by rave69uk December 7, 2015

spider tits

Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits

Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits

by fifi1234 January 7, 2016

Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"

Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo

by sp4cepants July 28, 2018

Menu Tissue

A faggot who decides to bud in on all conversations. He also likes touch little boys inappropriately to get hard. He usually hangs out with gay kids and surrounds himself with others like him.

O shit here comes menu tissue hide the kids, quick!!

by Thot Eviceratpr April 24, 2019

dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019