johny cage

Repeatedly punching someone in the testicles.

Sorry but can I sit down? Damien Johny Caged me in english class.

by Smeagle69 September 10, 2013

Nicholas Cage

The best actor

“Hey who’s your favorite actor?”

“Nicholas Cage Duh!”

by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022

Cage Kitten

Like a Badge Bunnie but for Correction’s Officers. Crazy bitches who like you because you might know a serial killer.

Jamie’s new girlfriend is a hard core Cage Kitten.

by Ginny Mac June 15, 2023

Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.

He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!

by Rataray February 3, 2024

tree cage

The place where we could be vibin but you playing

Viber 1: yo do let’s hit up the tree cage

Viber 2: no man I’m playing

by Vanishing November 27, 2019

Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.

Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.

by TheRuminator November 26, 2020

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022