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When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
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Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
by xnofy May 6, 2010
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Fickle-Bitch Situation

Term coined by: Ms. Natural (Ariel Robinson) on Joseline’s Caberet: California (season six).

She was explaining the situation between Gyspy and Erica Mena, in which, Erica was bringing up a past situation out of context in regards to Gyspy’s character. She also continuously mentioned Gyspy’s son—to highlight the fact that she was an amazing mother. Gyspy however took it as disrespect (queue the previous situation Erica was mentioning), basically wrong person, wrong time, wrong place. This led to Gyspy attacking Erica.

Cut to Ariel talking over the situation, and for lack of better words…fickle-bitch situation was created.
“I don’t think Erica was meaning anything negative by mentioning your son, but I don’t think that…Gyspy was too happy with it. So it’s like…it’s, it’s a fickle-bitch—definition: fickle-bitch situation.” - Ms. Natural
by berniebabyy September 9, 2025
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Situation

A situation is a term used to describe a male and female being in a relationship together. A slang used in place for the term relationship.
Jim is in a situation with Sandy. They have been dating for a year now.
by Old Head Joe June 8, 2023
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What is hope- its like dreaming of getting heard from godess who is so sacred to you yet you cursed her put allegation that non beleivers are getting boons and one who prayed only for one single glance everyday is not heard of, i haved asked for sorry for same instances n number of time and again repeat same mistake pls forgive my ignorance as i have lost my common sense in your love , pls i need to see love in your eyes and real smile on your face, once again pls forgive me
# When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse
what is Hope

faith and love is

everything in nothing
by Devoteeofgodess September 21, 2025
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cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.
by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014
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In your situation

The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?
Are you sure you can do that in your situation?
by HalfManHalfAmazing077 April 29, 2023
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