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Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.
dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'
by geeza1291 January 12, 2023
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todd

normally fat and chunk, also has a tiny penis and likes Toms dick in his mouth.

Normally has dyslexia aswell
that kid todd is fat
by nibbersingh November 24, 2021
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Todd McJannet

1. Having a big night on the drink.

2. Getting drunk and being a pest in group chats
“I’m going to get completely Todd McJannet’d tonight, less gooooo”

“I reckon the boys will love this in the group chat
by Ishyaboisknpns March 22, 2025
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I person that feels he is superior to most people but is actually a punk bitch. One that usually likes to suck Dick for beer money but doesn't even drink. Someone who likes to put other people down to try to overcome his own inadequacies ( normally small dick or inferior mind). Just an all around D- Bag
This guy is such a Understanding the Todd Jackson and he don't even know it. Doesn't he know he is a total ass hat and a D-Bag
by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020
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todd

todd is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
girl 1: todd has a massive cock
todd: the ladies love me, i got mucles and i got a big willy
by Memerlol March 24, 2021
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Todd Brown Temper Tantrum

The kind of kicking, screaming, cussing mess you would expect from a 13 year old girl on her first period or maybe a 2 year old child, Likely set off by being presented with hard facts that he doesn’t like or being faced with some small inconvenience he doesn’t like.
“I heard Todd start screaming behind me so I turned around expecting to be facing a mountain lion only to find out he had tripped and spilled half his coffee and was only having a Todd brown temper tantrum.”
by Blazer1752 January 6, 2022
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Todd

Todd, the ultimate cunt.
Rude and obnoxious and always in trouble.
Always punching above his weight
Oh fuck here comes that guy Todd, quick hide behind this plant”
by Thefunniestguyforever November 23, 2021
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