Skip to main content

rent cuck

Someone who pays more rent than the asking price.
1: You must be getting a great deal on this apartment, right?
2: Actually my boyfriend is a rent cuck so we're spending nearly $500 more than our next door neighbors.
by dots4dickn June 30, 2023
mugGet the rent cuckmug.

Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"
by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011
mugGet the Coffee Rentmug.

Renting a Kia

When you are overwhelmed by the smell of pot, similar to the smell of opening the door of a cheap rental car whose last renter used it to hot box.
Damn bro, you smell that? It’s like we’re renting a Kia.
by ProfP2025 June 1, 2025
mugGet the Renting a Kiamug.

rent fart

Evicting ones tenants by means of anal release.
Get out and walk you ain’t paid your rent “

“Marko done a pure rent fart outside the pub... his rent must be due
by CrazyKiller999 July 24, 2018
mugGet the rent fartmug.

Rents

by Jay110 July 13, 2018
mugGet the Rentsmug.
This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024
mugGet the I don’t remember our rent being duemug.

Rent-a-Mexican Store

Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.
Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.
by nastyshitter December 14, 2023
mugGet the Rent-a-Mexican Storemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email